officialcrow:

i think I sent an accidental death threat to Fatboy slim smh i was high as shit and in my head I came up with what couldve easily been fatboy slims comeback hit but I knew i had a tendency to forget shit when I came down so I knew I had a small time window so I needed to contact fatboy slim as quickly as I could to sell him this idea but I only had 140 chars to do it so I thought the best way to tweet it was “@fatboyslim you have 6 hours”

pukicho:

aphuckingbeesechurger:

pukicho:

You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex?????! Love?????? Pathetic.

To level my charisma stat

Ah a gamer, you may pass

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

mageikal:

goty

IMMSCREAMINF

teenagerposts:

When someone just repeated themselves for the third time and you still have no idea what they said

perspectivemax:

in-the-garage:

association-of-free-people:

southernsideofme:

Wait for it…

Witchcraft

Oh

beans345:

catchymemes:

Spooktober in VRChat

holyromanhomo:

ourexes:

he came for his entire life holy shit

kestrels:

seven-oomen:

kestrels:

kestrels:

no greek god is inherently and wholly “good” or “bad” because they were all flawed and imperfect in some way with different facets of personality and character to serve as a reflection of society and human nature itself  

oh except for zeus he was a straight up absolute bastard

fuck zeus

do NOT. 

oomshi:

winelandcounty:

but what about